Not to be confused with Big Dave, we named Dave "Irish Dave" on account of him being Irish. Gosh we're quick at ASB!

Dave's a big uncompromising Centre Half, which is good because the other ones we have are forever compromised! (though not always off the pitch). Covers the ground faster than the grass on it grows, but on just, Dave's aerial prowess is only because he's an inch smaller than Canary Wharf.